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💍 Certificate of Essence: Jamie & Sean’s "Touch of Magic" Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology, which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely you. 🔥 Blend Recipe: Smoked Paprika, Cumin Seeds, Mexican Oregano, Garlic Granulated, Chili Powder, Coriander Seeds 🪄 The Story Behind the Blend: “Touch of Magic” captures the spirit of Jamie and Sean’s love—rooted in laughter, loyalty, smoky fireside nights, and spicy adventures. Jamie, with her love of bold, spicy Hispanic flavors, meets Sean, the grounded fixer, fire-master of meat and potatoes. Together, they burn brightly with joy, humor, and tenderness. They’ve raised children, held strong through life’s repairs and restorations, and now step forward into a marriage rich with land, legacy, and light. This blend echoes the hum of karaoke, the crackle of a Methow Valley bonfire, and the warm heartbeat of loyalty. This blend is more than a seasoning; it’s an experience crafted to reflect the spirit of Jamie & Sean. May each taste bring you closer to its essence. 🌮 Flavor Profile: Smoky • Earthy • Spicy • Herbal Smoked paprika provides depth and warmth, like a woodfire kiss. Chili powder brings heat—bold and unashamed. Cumin and coriander offer grounded, earthy richness. Garlic intensifies the heart of the dish. Mexican oregano adds the herbal lift that echoes open skies and wildflowers.

🌠 Certificate of Essence: Hayley’s Comet Blend Recipe Spices: White Oyster Mushrooms, Thyme, Rosemary, Black Peppercorns, Sage, Roasted Red Bell Pepper, Celery Seed, Orange Peel Granules ✨ Introduction Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology, which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely you. Hayley’s Comet was born from necessity, compassion, and a spark of culinary brilliance. Created for a soul who soars among the stars but cannot tolerate garlic or onion, this blend achieves radiant complexity with substitutes that don’t just replace—but elevate. Inspired by celestial movement and glowing tails across night skies, Hayley’s Comet streaks bold flavor across the palate while honoring dietary needs with grace and creativity. 🌿 Ingredients and Essence Mapping for Food Pairings White Oyster Mushrooms – The Umami Navigator: Adds depth and savory fullness, anchoring the blend with richness. Pairs well with: Risottos, broths, roasted vegetables. Thyme (Whole) – The Forest Whisper: Brings earthy grounding and a sense of ancient herbal wisdom. Pairs well with: Root vegetables, poultry, roasted squash. Rosemary (Whole) – The Evergreen Flame: Aromatic and bold, rosemary cuts through with piney assertiveness. Pairs well with: Lamb, potatoes, focaccia. Black Peppercorns (Whole) – The Celestial Spark: Sharp and awakening, offering the bold bite in place of garlic. Pairs well with: Everything from savory marinades to creamy sauces. Sage (Crushed) – The Healer's Wind: Soft and comforting, with a slightly peppery, almost minty character. Pairs well with: Stuffings, brown butter sauces, roasted nuts. Roasted Red Bell Pepper (Diced) – The Fiery Mirage: Sweet with hints of smoke—gives dimension and a gentle burn. Pairs well with: Creamy dips, vegetable soups, pasta sauces. Celery Seed – The Quiet Conductor: Provides that elusive garlic-adjacent sharpness without overpowering. Pairs well with: Potato salads, tomato-based dishes, eggs. Orange Peel Granules – The Solar Kiss: Brings brightness and a citrus sting that mimics garlic’s edge. Pairs well with: Glazes, chicken, vinaigrettes, roasted carrots. 🌶 Flavor Profile Savory • Herbal • Citrus-Edged • Subtly Smoky A complex and carefully balanced blend that offers earthy grounding, bright top notes, and a clean, peppery finish. The absence of garlic and onion is not a limitation—it’s an invitation to reimagine umami and bite through unexpected pairings. 

📜 Certificate of Essence: Underground Warrior – Okanogan Underground Wrestling Blend Welcome to the Certificate of Essence —a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology, which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely you. ✨ The Story Behind the Blend Born in the heart of Washington, forged in the grit of the mat, the Bulldog Warrior Blend embodies the relentless energy of the Okanogan Underground Wrestling Club. Like wrestlers in battle, each spice grapples and locks, creating a balance of smoke, strength, and fire. This blend is about endurance, loyalty, and the primal spirit of competition. It doesn’t just season—it pins flavor to the mat . Every sprinkle echoes the roar of the crowd and the unbreakable will of a wrestler rising to victory. 🌿 Ingredients & Essence Mapping Smoked Paprika – The Endurance Flame: grit and fiery strength, a tribute to stamina. Black Peppercorn – The Striker: sharp bursts of intensity, like decisive takedowns. Coriander Seed – The Ground Game: earthy, steady, the mat beneath the warrior. Cumin Seed – The Primal Force: deep, ancient power, strength from within. Garlic Granulated – The Backbone: loyalty, unity, and the unshakable team spirit. Mustard Seed – The Edge: a sharp note of surprise, like a sudden reversal. Smoked Applewood Salt – The Local Legacy: Washington’s gift, balancing smoke with heritage, tying the Bulldog Warrior to home ground. 🌈 Flavor Profile A bold, smoky-earthy blend with fiery undertones and a sharp finish. Balanced by the sweetness of applewood smoke, it delivers intensity without overwhelm , a perfect seasoning for warriors of the table and the mat. 

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⚡ Thunder Fuzz: Psychedelic Seasoning 🌿 2 fl. oz jar, ~37 g total 🪄 Certificate of Essence Introduction Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology , which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely you. Blend Recipe Smoked Paprika Black Peppercorn Pink Peppercorn Coriander Seed Cumin Seed Chili Flakes Thyme White Oyster Mushroom Powder Yellow Mustard Seed Black Lava Salt (granular) Description A bold, smoky, and cosmic seasoning that embodies the psychedelic storm energy of Thunder Fuzz. Just as the band fuses blues, punk, funk, and psychedelia, this blend now layers the thunder of black pepper with the sparkling lift of pink peppercorn. Together, with earthy mushrooms, smoky paprika, fiery chili, pungent mustard seed, and speckled black lava salt, it becomes a trippy, electrifying experience. Each bite is a riff, each sprinkle a solo—sometimes smooth, sometimes unexpectedly fruity or crunchy, like fuzz distortion cutting through the groove.  Flavor Profile Primary Notes: Smoky, earthy, umami Secondary Notes: Fruity, herbal, citrusy, pungent Overall Experience: Psychedelic storm—deep, grounding, yet shot through with bursts of pink, black, and cosmic speckles.

🌿 Certificate of Essence: Prayer Plant Persona Blend Name: Silken Ritual Blend Recipe: Lavender (Toasted), Cardamom Seed, Coriander Seed, Fennel Seed, Basil (cut/dried), Dill Weed 🌀 Story Behind the Blend: In the soft shadows of twilight, as the prayer plant gently folds its leaves in ritual devotion, a sacred stillness awakens. Silken Ritual was born from this quiet choreography—where rest is honored, beauty is subtle, and change comes not through force, but rhythm. Each spice in this blend was chosen not only for its flavor, but for its resonance with the prayer plant’s spiritual tempo: reflective, grounded, and ever-responsive to the light. This is not a blend of loudness—it’s one of soft power, of whispered resilience, and of rooted grace. ✨ This blend is more than a seasoning; it’s an experience crafted to reflect the spirit of the Prayer Plant. May each taste bring you closer to its essence.

Certificate of Essence  Blend Name: Conconully Trail Dust Ingredients and Essence Mapping Blend Recipe: Raw Sugar, Kosher Salt, Smoked Paprika, Garlic Granulated, Black Pepper, Mustard Powder, Coriander Ground, Ground Coffee Ingredients & Essence Mapping: Raw Sugar : Sunrise Sweet—for pine-forest breakfasts and caramel crusts. Kosher Salt : Trail Grit—the rugged backbone of every canyon route. Smoked Paprika : Charred Ridgetop—hints of forest fire and iron-rich soil. Garlic Granulated : Campfire Comrade—bold like backcountry dinners. Black Pepper : Throttle Snap—sharp mountain-top heat. Mustard Powder : Miner’s Edge—tangy grit, inspired by historic grit. Coriander : Creekbend Citrus—fresh echoes of Salmon Creek and lakeside. Coffee : Dawn Roar—dark, roasted, bringing bark depth and fullness. Description: A rub born of pine-scented mornings, rusty mining roads, sunrise lakes, and the hum of side-by-sides charging through canyon trails. Conconully Trail Dust captures the rugged passion of Okanogan’s adventurers—both rooted and wild. Introduction: Through Personaware™ technology we’ve distilled the mountain town’s soul and 4×4 grit into a rub. This COE certifies that Conconully Trail Dust is as layered and genuine as the land it honors. Flavor Profile: Earthy-pine, smoky, sweet-char, balanced acidity—engineered for steak, pork, game, vegetables, and fish.

Certificate of Essence Blend Name: Be Sage  🧂 Ingredients and Essence Mapping for Food Pairings Smoked Paprika – 🔥 The Ember’s Embrace : For earthy beans, smoky lentils, and comfort food with depth. Lemon Peel (dried) – 🍋 The Bright Whisper : Adds brightness to grilled fish, citrus vinaigrettes, and dips. Fennel Seed – 🌿 The Aromatic Oracle : Sweet and fragrant, pairs with pork, seafood, and herbal bakes. Coriander – 🌍 The Grounded Dreamer : Enhances roasted roots, grain bowls, and slow-cooked broths. Black Sesame Seed – 🌌 The Keeper of Depth : Adds visual magic and earthy crunch to stir-fries and breads. Celery Seed – 🧠 The Sharp Muse : For slaws, vinaigrettes, and the subtle intelligence of herbal lift. Sage (rubbed) – 🌬️ The Memory Weaver : The namesake. Warm, wise, and essential in roasts and butters. Himalayan Pink Salt – 🧂 The Harmonizer : Ancient salt that binds every note in flavorful reverence. Pink Peppercorn – 💗 The Playful Spark : Light floral sweetness with color and grace—perfect to finish a dish. 📜 Introduction: Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology, which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely RACING! 🍴 Flavor Profile Profile: Warmly herbal with smoky undertones, citrus lift, and a sweet peppery finish. Body: Medium-full, confident and comforting. Finish: Lingers like a memory—you don’t always taste it, but you feel it. 📜 The Story Behind the Blend Be Sage is the seasoning of stillness and significance—crafted not to impress, but to remember . Rooted in the kinetic profile of Sage, this blend calls on the soul's deeper hungers: connection, patience, warmth, and ritual. It evokes the quiet mentor in the kitchen—the kind who teaches with a glance, seasons with his heart, and believes that flavor is a form of love. Each ingredient is a note in his whisper, from the smoky warmth of paprika to the playful light of pink peppercorn. It is meant for meals that matter, for stirring when the room is quiet, for roasting with reverence. Be Sage is the act of becoming flavor, not just adding it. This blend is more than seasoning. It is memory, comfort, and sacred pause—poured from the spoon.

Certificate of Essence Blend Name: Victory Lap 🌈 Ingredients and Essence Mapping Smoked Paprika – "Burnout Plum" – Embodies the pulse of the track: bold, smoky, and dramatic. Black Pepper – "Hot Lap Red" – Represents speed and competitive fire, sharp and awakening. Mustard Powder – "Engine Gold" – Sharp tang and spark, just like a high-performance ignition. Granulated Garlic – "Trackside Teal" – Savory focus and instinctive precision behind the wheel. Cayenne Pepper – "Nitro Orange" – Brings the clean burn of race-day adrenaline. Ground Coriander – "Wenatchee Pine" – The warmth of community pride and legacy. Instant Coffee – "Charred Indigo" – Adds bitter depth and grounding—like the quiet intensity under the helmet. 📜 Introduction: Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology, which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely RACING! 🧂 Flavor Profile Smoky. Pungent. Tangy. Savory. Spicy. A grounded, full-bodied blend with sharp highs and deep lows—like a perfectly tuned stock car. 📜 The Story Behind the Blend Wenatchee Valley Super Oval isn’t just a race track—it’s a proving ground. Every lap is a declaration of skill, every turn a test of nerve. “ Victory Lap ” captures this electric spirit. It honors the drivers who rise with the roar of the crowd, engines fueled by purpose, surrounded by loyal crews and hometown grit. With each shake of this spice blend, you step into the heat of a summer race night, where sparks fly, sweat drips, and heroes are made. This blend is more than a seasoning; it’s a celebration of precision, perseverance, and power . A tribute to the Wenatchee locals who call that quarter-mile home—and to the thrill seekers who chase the checkered flag.