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⚡ Thunder Fuzz: Psychedelic Seasoning 🌿 2 fl. oz jar, ~37 g total 🪄 Certificate of Essence Introduction Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology , which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely you. Blend Recipe Smoked Paprika Black Peppercorn Pink Peppercorn Coriander Seed Cumin Seed Chili Flakes Thyme White Oyster Mushroom Powder Yellow Mustard Seed Black Lava Salt (granular) Description A bold, smoky, and cosmic seasoning that embodies the psychedelic storm energy of Thunder Fuzz. Just as the band fuses blues, punk, funk, and psychedelia, this blend now layers the thunder of black pepper with the sparkling lift of pink peppercorn. Together, with earthy mushrooms, smoky paprika, fiery chili, pungent mustard seed, and speckled black lava salt, it becomes a trippy, electrifying experience. Each bite is a riff, each sprinkle a solo—sometimes smooth, sometimes unexpectedly fruity or crunchy, like fuzz distortion cutting through the groove. Flavor Profile Primary Notes: Smoky, earthy, umami Secondary Notes: Fruity, herbal, citrusy, pungent Overall Experience: Psychedelic storm—deep, grounding, yet shot through with bursts of pink, black, and cosmic speckles.
🌿 Certificate of Essence: Prayer Plant Persona Blend Name: Silken Ritual Blend Recipe: Lavender (Toasted), Cardamom Seed, Coriander Seed, Fennel Seed, Basil (cut/dried), Dill Weed 🌀 Story Behind the Blend: In the soft shadows of twilight, as the prayer plant gently folds its leaves in ritual devotion, a sacred stillness awakens. Silken Ritual was born from this quiet choreography—where rest is honored, beauty is subtle, and change comes not through force, but rhythm. Each spice in this blend was chosen not only for its flavor, but for its resonance with the prayer plant’s spiritual tempo: reflective, grounded, and ever-responsive to the light. This is not a blend of loudness—it’s one of soft power, of whispered resilience, and of rooted grace. ✨ This blend is more than a seasoning; it’s an experience crafted to reflect the spirit of the Prayer Plant. May each taste bring you closer to its essence.
Certificate of Essence Blend Name: Conconully Trail Dust Ingredients and Essence Mapping Blend Recipe: Raw Sugar, Kosher Salt, Smoked Paprika, Garlic Granulated, Black Pepper, Mustard Powder, Coriander Ground, Ground Coffee Ingredients & Essence Mapping: Raw Sugar : Sunrise Sweet—for pine-forest breakfasts and caramel crusts. Kosher Salt : Trail Grit—the rugged backbone of every canyon route. Smoked Paprika : Charred Ridgetop—hints of forest fire and iron-rich soil. Garlic Granulated : Campfire Comrade—bold like backcountry dinners. Black Pepper : Throttle Snap—sharp mountain-top heat. Mustard Powder : Miner’s Edge—tangy grit, inspired by historic grit. Coriander : Creekbend Citrus—fresh echoes of Salmon Creek and lakeside. Coffee : Dawn Roar—dark, roasted, bringing bark depth and fullness. Description: A rub born of pine-scented mornings, rusty mining roads, sunrise lakes, and the hum of side-by-sides charging through canyon trails. Conconully Trail Dust captures the rugged passion of Okanogan’s adventurers—both rooted and wild. Introduction: Through Personaware™ technology we’ve distilled the mountain town’s soul and 4×4 grit into a rub. This COE certifies that Conconully Trail Dust is as layered and genuine as the land it honors. Flavor Profile: Earthy-pine, smoky, sweet-char, balanced acidity—engineered for steak, pork, game, vegetables, and fish.
Certificate of Essence Blend Name: Victory Lap 🌈 Ingredients and Essence Mapping Smoked Paprika – "Burnout Plum" – Embodies the pulse of the track: bold, smoky, and dramatic. Black Pepper – "Hot Lap Red" – Represents speed and competitive fire, sharp and awakening. Mustard Powder – "Engine Gold" – Sharp tang and spark, just like a high-performance ignition. Granulated Garlic – "Trackside Teal" – Savory focus and instinctive precision behind the wheel. Cayenne Pepper – "Nitro Orange" – Brings the clean burn of race-day adrenaline. Ground Coriander – "Wenatchee Pine" – The warmth of community pride and legacy. Instant Coffee – "Charred Indigo" – Adds bitter depth and grounding—like the quiet intensity under the helmet. 📜 Introduction: Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology, which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely RACING! 🧂 Flavor Profile Smoky. Pungent. Tangy. Savory. Spicy. A grounded, full-bodied blend with sharp highs and deep lows—like a perfectly tuned stock car. 📜 The Story Behind the Blend Wenatchee Valley Super Oval isn’t just a race track—it’s a proving ground. Every lap is a declaration of skill, every turn a test of nerve. “ Victory Lap ” captures this electric spirit. It honors the drivers who rise with the roar of the crowd, engines fueled by purpose, surrounded by loyal crews and hometown grit. With each shake of this spice blend, you step into the heat of a summer race night, where sparks fly, sweat drips, and heroes are made. This blend is more than a seasoning; it’s a celebration of precision, perseverance, and power . A tribute to the Wenatchee locals who call that quarter-mile home—and to the thrill seekers who chase the checkered flag.
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⚡ Thunder Fuzz: Psychedelic Seasoning 🌿 2 fl. oz jar, ~37 g total 🪄 Certificate of Essence Introduction Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology , which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely you. Blend Recipe Smoked Paprika Black Peppercorn Pink Peppercorn Coriander Seed Cumin Seed Chili Flakes Thyme White Oyster Mushroom Powder Yellow Mustard Seed Black Lava Salt (granular) Description A bold, smoky, and cosmic seasoning that embodies the psychedelic storm energy of Thunder Fuzz. Just as the band fuses blues, punk, funk, and psychedelia, this blend now layers the thunder of black pepper with the sparkling lift of pink peppercorn. Together, with earthy mushrooms, smoky paprika, fiery chili, pungent mustard seed, and speckled black lava salt, it becomes a trippy, electrifying experience. Each bite is a riff, each sprinkle a solo—sometimes smooth, sometimes unexpectedly fruity or crunchy, like fuzz distortion cutting through the groove. Flavor Profile Primary Notes: Smoky, earthy, umami Secondary Notes: Fruity, herbal, citrusy, pungent Overall Experience: Psychedelic storm—deep, grounding, yet shot through with bursts of pink, black, and cosmic speckles.
🌿 Certificate of Essence: Prayer Plant Persona Blend Name: Silken Ritual Blend Recipe: Lavender (Toasted), Cardamom Seed, Coriander Seed, Fennel Seed, Basil (cut/dried), Dill Weed 🌀 Story Behind the Blend: In the soft shadows of twilight, as the prayer plant gently folds its leaves in ritual devotion, a sacred stillness awakens. Silken Ritual was born from this quiet choreography—where rest is honored, beauty is subtle, and change comes not through force, but rhythm. Each spice in this blend was chosen not only for its flavor, but for its resonance with the prayer plant’s spiritual tempo: reflective, grounded, and ever-responsive to the light. This is not a blend of loudness—it’s one of soft power, of whispered resilience, and of rooted grace. ✨ This blend is more than a seasoning; it’s an experience crafted to reflect the spirit of the Prayer Plant. May each taste bring you closer to its essence.
Certificate of Essence Blend Name: Conconully Trail Dust Ingredients and Essence Mapping Blend Recipe: Raw Sugar, Kosher Salt, Smoked Paprika, Garlic Granulated, Black Pepper, Mustard Powder, Coriander Ground, Ground Coffee Ingredients & Essence Mapping: Raw Sugar : Sunrise Sweet—for pine-forest breakfasts and caramel crusts. Kosher Salt : Trail Grit—the rugged backbone of every canyon route. Smoked Paprika : Charred Ridgetop—hints of forest fire and iron-rich soil. Garlic Granulated : Campfire Comrade—bold like backcountry dinners. Black Pepper : Throttle Snap—sharp mountain-top heat. Mustard Powder : Miner’s Edge—tangy grit, inspired by historic grit. Coriander : Creekbend Citrus—fresh echoes of Salmon Creek and lakeside. Coffee : Dawn Roar—dark, roasted, bringing bark depth and fullness. Description: A rub born of pine-scented mornings, rusty mining roads, sunrise lakes, and the hum of side-by-sides charging through canyon trails. Conconully Trail Dust captures the rugged passion of Okanogan’s adventurers—both rooted and wild. Introduction: Through Personaware™ technology we’ve distilled the mountain town’s soul and 4×4 grit into a rub. This COE certifies that Conconully Trail Dust is as layered and genuine as the land it honors. Flavor Profile: Earthy-pine, smoky, sweet-char, balanced acidity—engineered for steak, pork, game, vegetables, and fish.
Certificate of Essence Blend Name: Victory Lap 🌈 Ingredients and Essence Mapping Smoked Paprika – "Burnout Plum" – Embodies the pulse of the track: bold, smoky, and dramatic. Black Pepper – "Hot Lap Red" – Represents speed and competitive fire, sharp and awakening. Mustard Powder – "Engine Gold" – Sharp tang and spark, just like a high-performance ignition. Granulated Garlic – "Trackside Teal" – Savory focus and instinctive precision behind the wheel. Cayenne Pepper – "Nitro Orange" – Brings the clean burn of race-day adrenaline. Ground Coriander – "Wenatchee Pine" – The warmth of community pride and legacy. Instant Coffee – "Charred Indigo" – Adds bitter depth and grounding—like the quiet intensity under the helmet. 📜 Introduction: Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology, which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely RACING! 🧂 Flavor Profile Smoky. Pungent. Tangy. Savory. Spicy. A grounded, full-bodied blend with sharp highs and deep lows—like a perfectly tuned stock car. 📜 The Story Behind the Blend Wenatchee Valley Super Oval isn’t just a race track—it’s a proving ground. Every lap is a declaration of skill, every turn a test of nerve. “ Victory Lap ” captures this electric spirit. It honors the drivers who rise with the roar of the crowd, engines fueled by purpose, surrounded by loyal crews and hometown grit. With each shake of this spice blend, you step into the heat of a summer race night, where sparks fly, sweat drips, and heroes are made. This blend is more than a seasoning; it’s a celebration of precision, perseverance, and power . A tribute to the Wenatchee locals who call that quarter-mile home—and to the thrill seekers who chase the checkered flag.
Instructions: Blend until smooth. Add water to thin if needed. Garnish with olive oil drizzle. Serve with pita or veggie sticks.
🌟 Flavor Profile: Savory, Citrusy, and Grounded. The REEF blend delivers a bold umami base from sea salt and smoked paprika, with a citrus lift from lime zest, and earthy depth from cumin and cilantro. Black pepper adds a resilient finish that lingers with intention.
🌟 Flavor Profile: Smoky, Earthy, Herbal with a touch of Desert Sweetness Balanced, rooted, and complex—this blend offers immediate warmth followed by a lingering depth. It suits both wild and refined palates, delivering a tasting experience as strategic and satisfying as a round at Scarecrow.
🌟 Flavor Profile: Savory , smoky , and citrusy with just enough heat to spark memory and pride. The blend is ideal for grilled flank or skirt steak, layered in tradition and fire. 🧭 Ingredients & Their Culinary Magic
Introduction: Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a place through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology, which enables us to represent the essence of the Wagon Wheel Bar & Grill in a digital form, with color and flavor as the mediators. This document serves as proof that the blends on your tables are not just seasonings—they are uniquely crafted to enhance the dining experience at the Wagon Wheel. Personaware™ is a process where Artificial Intelligence and culinary artistry come together. By understanding everything that makes the Wagon Wheel special, we’ve created two distinct spice blends that reflect the warmth, tradition, and boldness that define this beloved local establishment .
