📜 Certificate of Essence : WTFW Cluck You Rub Welcome to the Certificate of Essence — a unique approach to capturing a persona through spices. Each spice and its role reflect the heart of WFTW Cluck You Rub, weaving intention, creativity, and character together. Blend Recipe: Table Salt, Garlic, Raw Sugar, Black Peppercorn, Coriander, Thyme, Onion, Basil, Oregano, Sweet Smoked Paprika, Spanish Paprika, Parsley, Rosemary, Chipotle, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Cumin
📜 Certificate of Essence : Mr Z's Barking Mad Bird Rub Blend Recipe: Sweet Smoked Paprika, Garlic, Thyme, Black Peppercorn, Lemon Peel
📜 Certificate of Essence : Grumpy Old Bastards Blend Recipe: Toasted Sage, Smoked Paprika, Cracked Black Pepper, Garlic, Thyme, Black Cumin, Sea Salt, Rosemary, Raw Sugar
📜 Certificate of Essence : SWW Beef Rub Blend Recipe: Ground Black Pepper, Garlic, Onion, Ancho Chile, Granulate Sugar, Yellow Mustard Seed, Kosher Salt
💍 Certificate of Essence: Jamie & Sean’s "Touch of Magic" Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology, which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely you. 🔥 Blend Recipe: Smoked Paprika, Cumin Seeds, Mexican Oregano, Garlic Granulated, Chili Powder, Coriander Seeds 🪄 The Story Behind the Blend: “Touch of Magic” captures the spirit of Jamie and Sean’s love—rooted in laughter, loyalty, smoky fireside nights, and spicy adventures. Jamie, with her love of bold, spicy Hispanic flavors, meets Sean, the grounded fixer, fire-master of meat and potatoes. Together, they burn brightly with joy, humor, and tenderness. They’ve raised children, held strong through life’s repairs and restorations, and now step forward into a marriage rich with land, legacy, and light. This blend echoes the hum of karaoke, the crackle of a Methow Valley bonfire, and the warm heartbeat of loyalty. This blend is more than a seasoning; it’s an experience crafted to reflect the spirit of Jamie & Sean. May each taste bring you closer to its essence. 🌮 Flavor Profile: Smoky • Earthy • Spicy • Herbal Smoked paprika provides depth and warmth, like a woodfire kiss. Chili powder brings heat—bold and unashamed. Cumin and coriander offer grounded, earthy richness. Garlic intensifies the heart of the dish. Mexican oregano adds the herbal lift that echoes open skies and wildflowers.
🌠 Certificate of Essence: Hayley’s Comet Blend Recipe Spices: White Oyster Mushrooms, Thyme, Rosemary, Black Peppercorns, Sage, Roasted Red Bell Pepper, Celery Seed, Orange Peel Granules ✨ Introduction Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology, which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely you. Hayley’s Comet was born from necessity, compassion, and a spark of culinary brilliance. Created for a soul who soars among the stars but cannot tolerate garlic or onion, this blend achieves radiant complexity with substitutes that don’t just replace—but elevate. Inspired by celestial movement and glowing tails across night skies, Hayley’s Comet streaks bold flavor across the palate while honoring dietary needs with grace and creativity. 🌿 Ingredients and Essence Mapping for Food Pairings White Oyster Mushrooms – The Umami Navigator: Adds depth and savory fullness, anchoring the blend with richness. Pairs well with: Risottos, broths, roasted vegetables. Thyme (Whole) – The Forest Whisper: Brings earthy grounding and a sense of ancient herbal wisdom. Pairs well with: Root vegetables, poultry, roasted squash. Rosemary (Whole) – The Evergreen Flame: Aromatic and bold, rosemary cuts through with piney assertiveness. Pairs well with: Lamb, potatoes, focaccia. Black Peppercorns (Whole) – The Celestial Spark: Sharp and awakening, offering the bold bite in place of garlic. Pairs well with: Everything from savory marinades to creamy sauces. Sage (Crushed) – The Healer's Wind: Soft and comforting, with a slightly peppery, almost minty character. Pairs well with: Stuffings, brown butter sauces, roasted nuts. Roasted Red Bell Pepper (Diced) – The Fiery Mirage: Sweet with hints of smoke—gives dimension and a gentle burn. Pairs well with: Creamy dips, vegetable soups, pasta sauces. Celery Seed – The Quiet Conductor: Provides that elusive garlic-adjacent sharpness without overpowering. Pairs well with: Potato salads, tomato-based dishes, eggs. Orange Peel Granules – The Solar Kiss: Brings brightness and a citrus sting that mimics garlic’s edge. Pairs well with: Glazes, chicken, vinaigrettes, roasted carrots. 🌶 Flavor Profile Savory • Herbal • Citrus-Edged • Subtly Smoky A complex and carefully balanced blend that offers earthy grounding, bright top notes, and a clean, peppery finish. The absence of garlic and onion is not a limitation—it’s an invitation to reimagine umami and bite through unexpected pairings.
📜 Certificate of Essence: Underground Warrior – Okanogan Underground Wrestling Blend Welcome to the Certificate of Essence —a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology, which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely you. ✨ The Story Behind the Blend Born in the heart of Washington, forged in the grit of the mat, the Bulldog Warrior Blend embodies the relentless energy of the Okanogan Underground Wrestling Club. Like wrestlers in battle, each spice grapples and locks, creating a balance of smoke, strength, and fire. This blend is about endurance, loyalty, and the primal spirit of competition. It doesn’t just season—it pins flavor to the mat . Every sprinkle echoes the roar of the crowd and the unbreakable will of a wrestler rising to victory. 🌿 Ingredients & Essence Mapping Smoked Paprika – The Endurance Flame: grit and fiery strength, a tribute to stamina. Black Peppercorn – The Striker: sharp bursts of intensity, like decisive takedowns. Coriander Seed – The Ground Game: earthy, steady, the mat beneath the warrior. Cumin Seed – The Primal Force: deep, ancient power, strength from within. Garlic Granulated – The Backbone: loyalty, unity, and the unshakable team spirit. Mustard Seed – The Edge: a sharp note of surprise, like a sudden reversal. Smoked Applewood Salt – The Local Legacy: Washington’s gift, balancing smoke with heritage, tying the Bulldog Warrior to home ground. 🌈 Flavor Profile A bold, smoky-earthy blend with fiery undertones and a sharp finish. Balanced by the sweetness of applewood smoke, it delivers intensity without overwhelm , a perfect seasoning for warriors of the table and the mat.
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⚡ Thunder Fuzz: Psychedelic Seasoning 🌿 2 fl. oz jar, ~37 g total 🪄 Certificate of Essence Introduction Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology , which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely you. Blend Recipe Smoked Paprika Black Peppercorn Pink Peppercorn Coriander Seed Cumin Seed Chili Flakes Thyme White Oyster Mushroom Powder Yellow Mustard Seed Black Lava Salt (granular) Description A bold, smoky, and cosmic seasoning that embodies the psychedelic storm energy of Thunder Fuzz. Just as the band fuses blues, punk, funk, and psychedelia, this blend now layers the thunder of black pepper with the sparkling lift of pink peppercorn. Together, with earthy mushrooms, smoky paprika, fiery chili, pungent mustard seed, and speckled black lava salt, it becomes a trippy, electrifying experience. Each bite is a riff, each sprinkle a solo—sometimes smooth, sometimes unexpectedly fruity or crunchy, like fuzz distortion cutting through the groove. Flavor Profile Primary Notes: Smoky, earthy, umami Secondary Notes: Fruity, herbal, citrusy, pungent Overall Experience: Psychedelic storm—deep, grounding, yet shot through with bursts of pink, black, and cosmic speckles.
🌿 Certificate of Essence: Prayer Plant Persona Blend Name: Silken Ritual Blend Recipe: Lavender (Toasted), Cardamom Seed, Coriander Seed, Fennel Seed, Basil (cut/dried), Dill Weed 🌀 Story Behind the Blend: In the soft shadows of twilight, as the prayer plant gently folds its leaves in ritual devotion, a sacred stillness awakens. Silken Ritual was born from this quiet choreography—where rest is honored, beauty is subtle, and change comes not through force, but rhythm. Each spice in this blend was chosen not only for its flavor, but for its resonance with the prayer plant’s spiritual tempo: reflective, grounded, and ever-responsive to the light. This is not a blend of loudness—it’s one of soft power, of whispered resilience, and of rooted grace. ✨ This blend is more than a seasoning; it’s an experience crafted to reflect the spirit of the Prayer Plant. May each taste bring you closer to its essence.
