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📜 Certificate of Essence: Underground Warrior – Okanogan Underground Wrestling Blend Welcome to the Certificate of Essence —a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology, which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely you. ✨ The Story Behind the Blend Born in the heart of Washington, forged in the grit of the mat, the Bulldog Warrior Blend embodies the relentless energy of the Okanogan Underground Wrestling Club. Like wrestlers in battle, each spice grapples and locks, creating a balance of smoke, strength, and fire. This blend is about endurance, loyalty, and the primal spirit of competition. It doesn’t just season—it pins flavor to the mat . Every sprinkle echoes the roar of the crowd and the unbreakable will of a wrestler rising to victory. 🌿 Ingredients & Essence Mapping Smoked Paprika – The Endurance Flame: grit and fiery strength, a tribute to stamina. Black Peppercorn – The Striker: sharp bursts of intensity, like decisive takedowns. Coriander Seed – The Ground Game: earthy, steady, the mat beneath the warrior. Cumin Seed – The Primal Force: deep, ancient power, strength from within. Garlic Granulated – The Backbone: loyalty, unity, and the unshakable team spirit. Mustard Seed – The Edge: a sharp note of surprise, like a sudden reversal. Smoked Applewood Salt – The Local Legacy: Washington’s gift, balancing smoke with heritage, tying the Bulldog Warrior to home ground. 🌈 Flavor Profile A bold, smoky-earthy blend with fiery undertones and a sharp finish. Balanced by the sweetness of applewood smoke, it delivers intensity without overwhelm , a perfect seasoning for warriors of the table and the mat. 
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âš¡ Thunder Fuzz: Psychedelic Seasoning 🌿 2 fl. oz jar, ~37 g total 🪄 Certificate of Essence Introduction Welcome to the Certificate of Essence—a unique and innovative approach to capturing the true essence of a persona through the art of spice blending. At the heart of this process lies our proprietary Personaware™ technology , which enables us to represent one's persona in a digital form, with color as the mediator. This document serves as proof that your blend is not just unique but is uniquely you. Blend Recipe Smoked Paprika Black Peppercorn Pink Peppercorn Coriander Seed Cumin Seed Chili Flakes Thyme White Oyster Mushroom Powder Yellow Mustard Seed Black Lava Salt (granular) Description A bold, smoky, and cosmic seasoning that embodies the psychedelic storm energy of Thunder Fuzz. Just as the band fuses blues, punk, funk, and psychedelia, this blend now layers the thunder of black pepper with the sparkling lift of pink peppercorn. Together, with earthy mushrooms, smoky paprika, fiery chili, pungent mustard seed, and speckled black lava salt, it becomes a trippy, electrifying experience. Each bite is a riff, each sprinkle a solo—sometimes smooth, sometimes unexpectedly fruity or crunchy, like fuzz distortion cutting through the groove.  Flavor Profile Primary Notes: Smoky, earthy, umami Secondary Notes: Fruity, herbal, citrusy, pungent Overall Experience: Psychedelic storm—deep, grounding, yet shot through with bursts of pink, black, and cosmic speckles.
